Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I can read

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

I understand how hurricane paths work

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I actually pay taxes

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

How come I can't stay sober?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

What are the popular niches to talk about as a content creator on the social media platform?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I have a reading level above third grade

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?

I see through liars

I don’t cotton to rapists

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I have complete contempt for fakery

I can count